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You ultra-conserative Baptist boys don't have to tell your congregation it was written by a woman --a Presbyterian woman--a Presbyterian pastor woman. Just make sure you do proper penance as prescribed by the Holy Father, Pope Paige I. A couple of "Hail, Dorothy's" would suffice, I'm sure...probably...along with an indulgence paid to the Patmos Evangelistic Association.