1. Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour a week with their fellow Christians -- they are my best workers.
2. Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked -- I love to use them.
3. Blessed are those who are touchy and stop going to church -- they are my greatest ambassadors.
4. Blessed are the troublemakers -- they shall be called my children.
5. Blessed are the complainers -- they make music to my ears.
6. Blessed are those who are obsessed with the minister's mannerisms and mistakes -- for they will never hear the God's truth.
7. Blessed is the church member who expects to be invited to his own church -- for he is a part of the problem instead of the solution.
8. Blessed are those who gossip -- they shall cause the strife and division that pleases me greatly.
9. Blessed are those who are easily offended -- for they will soon get angry and quit.
10. Blessed are those who do not give their offering to carry on God's work -- they are my helpers.
11. Blessed is he who professed to love God but hates his brother and sister -- for he shall be with me forever.
--copied from the cover of the newsletter from Hartsville Interfaith Ministries
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You better believe that these will soon be making an appearance in Small Church's print material sometime soon. Don't believe anyone's toes escapes this list without getting stepped on somewhere!
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